starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
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keptin on ze bridge: youandibreatheconstellations: LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE- Name: Caroline-...
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Julia
- Eye Color: green
- Hair Style/Color: brown
- Height: 5’7”
- Clothing style: sweaters and leggings and dresses anything really (slutshamers would call it slutty sometimes)
- Best physical feature: mmm legs
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: being unloved, going blind
- Your guilty pleasure: facebook stalking it’s so embarrassing
- Ambitions for the future: to get my work done
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: let me go back to sleep pls
- What you think about most: boys it’s stupid
- What you think about before bed: i debate whether or not I should sacrifice sleep for a tv show
- You think your best quality is: mm my makin friends ability perhaps?
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: single
- To be loved or respected: loved but on the condition that the love includes respect I don’t think that love can be real without respect
- Beauty or brains: brains
- Dogs or cats: cats
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: way too much
- Believe in yourself: on occasion
- Believe in love: yes
- Want someone: mhmhmhm
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: yes
- Done drugs: shyah
- Changed who you were to fit in: in middle school
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: green
- Favorite animal: kittehs
- Favorite movie: no
- Favorite game: idk parcheesi
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: wednesday
- How old will you be: 18
- Age you lost your virginity: 17
- Does age matter: depends
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: funny funny funny who understands my humor and who can be bitchy with me but also so so nice
- Best eye color: green or blue pls
- Best hair color: dark
- Best thing to do with a partner: kiss kiss bang bang
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: food and happy days
- I feel: worried but also relieved which are opposite feelings I am very confused
- I hide: being sad/mad but only to certain people I hide very little
- I miss: new york
- I wish: I could finally be done with school
jorekbyrnison:
Ok, this is important. I am looking for blogs to follow which ships ten x rose WITHOUT putting hate on 11 and Clara. Please reblog this and I’ll follow the hell out of you.
Bonus points if you also ship 11 and clara. I want a hate-free dash!
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"I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient."
mostlygreenday:
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
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